Hi, let me tell you about my bathtub.
curiositykilledyoursanity: While taking a bath today i realized something. There is where i think deeply about life. That stupid piece of porcelain has seen more of me then anyone. In that bath tub i cut myself for the first time, that bath tub caught and washed away the first drop of blood i ever made come from myself. Its where i attempted to drown myself, something no one really knows...
Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying....– Tim Gunn (via avengephilcoulson)
Neuer: I didn't know Sergio Ramos like to kick penalties over the bar.
Ramos: I didn't know Neuer is so good at finals. Stay humble.
Neuer: At least I scored a penalty.
Ramos: If you like doing that so much, how about you become a striker.
Football fans worldwide: DAYYYYUMMMMMMM
Retard in college: I don't like your attitude.
Me: Well, the fuck I gave went that way *pointing to some random place*